What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?